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opps |
| Usually a typo of the word "oops". Grrr. |
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inetpub |
| The default web folder for MS Windows. Very annoying. Why not "internet"? Or "www"? No, it must be "inetpub". |
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misuse of quotation marks |
| It is mega-annoying when people use quotes to give "emphasis" to things. If you don't know why this is wrong, die. |
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Crank Yankers |
| I don't want to see puppets act out phone calls. Just play the phone calls and put boobs on the screen or something. It's not fun. It's not funny. |
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13375p34k |
| This is very annoying. And hard to type! |
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TRL |
| Why can't they play a whole video? Why would you have a Top 10 Countdown if you're not gonna show the whole video? I mean, at least show the whole #1 video. Lame. |
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Yahoo Instant Messenger |
| To the 4 people that use this: Stop. |
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Lars from Metallica |
| Have you ever seen him interviewed? He tries to talk like he's a friggin' member of MENSA. Lars, you're a drummer for a rock band. Stop trying to be brilliant, you look like a tool. Frequently seen typing the word "opps". |
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Fred Durst |
| The King of Annoying Things. Die. |
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Verne Troyer |
| Mini-Me is annoying. Not funny. Being short is not funny. |
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Baseball teams that are in "rebuilding" |
| Grrr... Isn't every team techinically always rebuilding? Has any team ever stopped all trades and just said "Okay, we're done"? No. Rebuilding is a fallacy and is just a way to excuse a bad team. |
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People who insist on telling me that wrestling is "fake" |
| I hate this. Like I'm the last person on earth who doesn't know that the outcomes are fixed. Still, "fake" is harsh. Getting thrown off a ladder onto a concrete floor every night for a year must hurt a little. |
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Friends |
| The show is funny sometimes, but now that everybody's banged everybody, who cares? I don't know, but in my circle of friends, we don't take turns dating each other. How odd. |
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Family Circus |
| Never was funny. Never will be funny. Always will be annoying. |
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Funky Winkerbean |
| Yeah, when I'm eating breakfast, I want a comic to be about breast cancer or herpes sores. Come on! Whatever happened to the hapless band director? |
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Pop-Up ads |
| I don't know who in God's name is clicking on these, but PLEASE STOP SO THEY WILL GO AWAY. Although I do like that chick in the plaid skirt in those X-10 ads. |
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Poor spelling. |
| What year is this? 2002? Yes. USE YOUR DAMN SPELLCHECKER. There's no excuse for books, newspapers, magazines, websites, or anything else to have spelling errors in them. Where are the editors? They must be at home OD'ing on retard pills. |
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People who write lists like this |
| *runs away crying* |
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Non-religious people who have nothing better to do than make fun of religious people |
| Spend your time doing something else. |
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Religious people who have nothing better to do than make fun of non-religious people |
| Spend your time doing something else. |
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Walnuts |
| Ew. I'd rather eat eyeballs. |
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Commercials during TV shows |
| I'm trying to watch The Anna Nicole Smith Show, and this barking dog runs on, takes up half the screen, and tells me that this episode will repeat later tonight. Meanwhile, I missed what was going on. Argh! |
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Network logos in the corner of your screen |
| I don't care what channel I'm watching. |
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Weather reports that take 10 minutes. |
| High and Low pressure systems? So what? Do I need a coat tomorrow? |
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People who misuse cliches. |
| It's bad enough to use cliches. But use them correctly! Example: "For all intensive purposes." |
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Ja Rule |
| He can't sing, can't rap, and looks like a mongoloid. And why is he on every song on the radio? Even Metallica did a song with him (I'm not lying)! |
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"dot.com" |
| I see this in the paper every other day. Whenever a smarmy reporter refers to an internet website, it's always a "dot.com" Ex-squeeze me? Dot dot com? Erg. What about .net? Or .org? Try dot-com, dotcom, or just say "website". |
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"its" and "it's" |
| it's is a verb, its is a possessive noun! |
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People who get on the elevator before you get off |
| Like waiting 10 seconds would kill you. |
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People who press the elevator buttons repeatedly |
| It does NOT make the elevator go faster! |
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Visors on people younger than 50 |
| Visors are not cool. NOT NOT NOT COOL. I can see maybe if you're 13 and you wanna fit in, but when you're 24 and have a college degree, you should not be following teenage fads. |
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Hats indoors |
| I don't care if it looks cool or you're afraid of going bald. Take off your hat when you're inside. Yes, even in a bar. |
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The blonde bad guy from Karate Kid |
| I think he epitomizes every person I find extremely annoying. |
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People who sit on their hands at a rock concert until the band's hit song is played |
| Believe it or not, your CD player can go to more than one track. |
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Not dancing to songs you've never heard |
| I always hear people saying "I can't dance to this, I've never heard it." IF IT HAS A BEAT, YOU CAN MOVE TO IT. Lighten up. |
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Girls with "types" |
| "Oh, you're not my type" Erg. You're missing out, biatch. Sorry, my visor is at the cleaners. |
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John Edwards |
| If this guy could really talk to dead people, why wouldn't he be a god or lead society? He could get all the secrets of the world ever, yet all he does is have a TV show in syndication. |
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Fighting |
| There are still guys who get into fights. Are we 7? How lame. Why waste time fighting when you could be drinking/boning broads/reading this? |
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Microsoft bashing |
| Yes, yes, they run the world of computers. I know that. It's played. It's done. Nobody cares. |
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Complaining about stamps |
| I can send a letter anywhere in this country in 3 days for less than a can of soda. That's pretty damn good. Try doing that in Russia. |
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Moving TV shows to different Time slots |
| I love when networks take great shows, move them to Friday nights, then cancel them when the ratings go down. Hey, FOX, NOBODY STAYS HOME ON FRIDAY!! Die. |
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Liars |
| Lying is the most annoying trait a person can have. Occasionally, it's okay ("Yes, Britney Spears, I did like your last CD"), but it almost always is annoying! |
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Drivers who turn around to talk to the person in the backseat |
| Thanks for killing me. |
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South Carolina liquor laws |
| When you want liquor at a bar, it comes in this little shit bottle, so if you want a double of something, it costs $23.00. LAME. |
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Radio DJs |
| You're not funny. Stop trying to be funny. Play some music. |
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Communism |
| Very annoying. |
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Ethnic people who refuse to blend in |
| This is America. There's a million different clothes to try, foods to eat, people to talk to, languages to speak. Why move from the motherland just to live the same way? Have some fun! |
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King of the Hill |
| Never understood why this is funny. I don't get it. |
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Hot in Herre |
| All bad spelling in rap songs is so friggin' annoying! What makes that cool? Wouldn't it be cooler to be the one rapper who uses real spelling? Hot in herre. Erg! Or, I mean "Errg!" |
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People who won't go out because they have to work tomorrow |
| This is a valid excuse if you're 90. Have fun before you die. |
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Attributing every funny song to Weird Al |
| Every humorous song on the internet is attributed to Weird Al, even if it's a girl singing, or The Chipmunks or something. How annoying. |
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lose and loose, losing and loosing |
| loosing isn't even a word, is it? Okay, it is. But it is not related to lose. It is not hard to spell it correctly. If you are in the midst of a loss, you are losing, not loosing. Jerk. |
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Sbarro |
| The letters S and B should not be put together to start a word ever. EVER EVER EVER (ooh, grammar). F you, Sbarro. If I can't pronounce you, I can't be expected to buy your crappy pizza. |
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Latin in the courtroom |
| quid pro quo. nolle pros. habeas corpus. I'm lost. You think some stupid drug dealer knows what nolle pros is? No. Why do courts have to be all special and use Latin? It's 2002, use english. Or spanglish. |
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India.Arie |
| You suck. Your music sucks. The dot in your name sucks. Stop it. Go have a stupid hat party with Erykah Badu. |
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Chix |
| Sometimes I see the word "chicken" abbreviated as "chix". CHIX???? CHIX???? That's nowhere near "chicken"! Even worse is the ultra-abbreviated "chx". Blah. |
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