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sext
Jan 13, 2009 01:00
-1-
Guess it's time to start up the famed Billymeade.com Death Pool. Again, just for fun, no prize-money.

Previous Years:
2008
2007
2006
2005

This thread will be the place to list all of the notable deaths from this year. Centuries from now, historians will uncover this website and have a glimpse into who our world considered worthy of being immortalized on these hallowed threads.

As far as I know, nobody notable has died yet. I think Patrick Swayze's time is up. Pancreatic cancer and pneumonia? Yuck.

***

Has everyone been watching 24? That's the best show ever. The first 4 hours of it have been non-stop action, except for the commercials. Also, General Dubaku sounds exactly like the guy from Zombo.com, where the impossible is possible.

Jan 13, 2009 14:21
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These get my vote:

Eli Wallach (1915)
Kirk Douglas (1916)
Lena Horne (1917)
Phyllis Diller (1917)
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917)
Mike Wallace (1918)
Andy Rooney (1919)
Helen Thomas (1920)
Mickey Rooney (1920)
Nancy Reagan (1921)
George McGovern (1922)
Bob Barker (1923)
Ed McMahon (1923)
Henry Kissinger (1923)
Jimmy Carter (1924)
Dick Van Dyke (1925)
Andy Griffith (1926)
Don Rickles (1926)
Fidel Castro (1926)
Hugh Hefner (1926)
Christopher Plummer (1927)
Peter Falk (1927)
Dick Clark (1929)
Milan Kundera (1929)
Andy Williams (1930)
Clint Eastwood (1930)
G Gordon Liddy (1930)
Maximilian Schell (1930)
Sean Connery (1930)
Rita Moreno (1931)
Rupert Murdoch (1931)
Elizabeth Taylor (1932)
Ellen Burstyn (1932)
John Hillerman (1932)
Little Richard (1932)
Ted Kennedy (1932)
Cicely Tyson (1933)
Tim Conway (1933)
Judi Dench (1934)
Leonard Cohen (1934)
George Bowering (1935)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1935)
Woody Allen (1935)
John McCain (1936)
Mary Tyler Moore (1936)
Robert Redford (1936)
Jack Nicholson (1937)
Jane Fonda (1937)
Bernard Madoff (1938)
Connie Francis (1938)
Liv Ullmann (1939)
Bob Dylan (1941)
Stephen Hawking (1942)
Keith Richards (1943)
Ozzy Osborne (1948)
John Goodman (1952)
Steve Jobs (1955)
Michael Jackson (1958)


sext
Jan 14, 2009 07:55
-3-
Please tell me you copied and pasted that from somewhere.

Ooh - don't forget Artie Lange!

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jan 14, 2009 09:36
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I'm disappointed that Polly is planning to take such great pleasure in the deaths of these human beings... monkey stabbing pales in comparison.

Jan 14, 2009 10:20
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I compiled it. Wikipedia gave me the birthdates and excel put the dates in order for me. I'm not taking great pleasure in the deaths of these people. I just figured I'd post it in the death pool tradition. Isn't that the purpose of having a death pool? As I recall, the Monkey stabbing was a spoof...it wasn't real either.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jan 14, 2009 14:32
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Number 6 has escaped; Patrick McGoohan is dead at 80.




sext
Jan 14, 2009 14:58
-7-
20 points!

sext
Jan 14, 2009 14:59
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My picks for the year:
Patrick Swayze (easy, but lots of points)
Artie Lange
Abe Vigoda

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jan 14, 2009 15:25
-9-
Now Ricardo Montalban is dead at 88!

Oh when will this Bush administration end! I'm telling you right now, I guarantee you won't see Patrick McGoohan and Ricardo Montalban dying under an O'Bama administration.

Jan 14, 2009 15:55
-10-
Ricardo Montalban a.k.a. Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island has passed away. He died Wednesday morning at his home in Los Angeles. He was 88 years old.



Jan 14, 2009 15:56
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Damn, you beat me!


sext
Jan 14, 2009 17:55
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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn! Wow. Meh, only 12 points.

Jan 18, 2009 22:19
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Andrew Wyeth - 9 points. My deepest sympathies to Helga.

Jan 25, 2009 20:27
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David 'Fathead' Newman - 25 points.

Jan 27, 2009 12:51
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John Updike, Pulitzer prize-winning author, died of lung cancer. He was 76 years old.





Jan 28, 2009 20:03
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Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboardist Billy Powell dies in Florida at 56
44 Points....

Jan 29, 2009 16:14
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Helio Gracie, the father of BJJ and Gracie family patriarch, dead at 95
5 points....

sext
Feb 28, 2009 20:18
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Paul Harvey

And now you know... the rest of the story.

Since these always come in threes, my next two choices are Ed McMahon and Patrick Swayze.

sext
Feb 28, 2009 20:18
-19-
oh - Paul Harvey was 90, so 10 points.

Mar 17, 2009 15:29
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Actor Ron Silver died Sunday. He was 62. And battled esophageal cancer for two years.

sext
Mar 18, 2009 06:33
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I would guess Natasha Richardson is next, seeing that she's brain dead.

Mar 18, 2009 21:44
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Natasha Richardson - 54 points.

Apr 02, 2009 20:29
-23-
Guiding Light - 28 points.

Apr 14, 2009 12:04
-24-
Mark 'The Bird' Fidrych - 46 points.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Apr 20, 2009 09:53
-25-
Marilyn Chambers April 22, 1952 - April 12, 2009, 44 points.

sext
Apr 22, 2009 18:24
-26-
Blue Iris, 31 points. HA, she was 69 - GET IT???

Also, not a good week for porn stars.

sext
Apr 25, 2009 18:08
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Bea Arthur - 14 points. Thank you for being a friend. And Maude.

Apr 25, 2009 20:18
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billymeade said:
-27-Bea Arthur - 14 points. Thank you for being a friend. And Maude.


:(

sext
May 05, 2009 11:45
-29-



Dom Deluise, 75

Goodnight, funnyman.


May 06, 2009 12:50
-30-
-sigh-

May 10, 2009 19:22
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Chuck Daly - 22 points.

Jun 04, 2009 08:13
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David Carradine dead at 73.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jun 04, 2009 08:32
-33-
I understand he took five steps, his heart exploded inside his body, and he fell to the floor, dead.

sext
Jun 04, 2009 08:48
-34-
Holy crap!

That sucks... i had no idea he was so old though!

Jun 04, 2009 09:38
-35-
Reports state Mr. Carradine was found hanging in his hotel room.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jun 04, 2009 21:36
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It would seem Mr. Carradine died during an act of auto-erotic asphyxiation: "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".

sext
Jun 04, 2009 21:49
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I don't believe that for a second - the man was 73!!! No auto-erotic anything was going on. I think the Australian press just needs to fulfill their "Michael Hutchence Reference" quota.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jun 05, 2009 05:04
-38-
We should defer to the experts on auto-erotic asphyxiation. Stim?

Jun 05, 2009 08:47
-39-
Sam Butera! 19 points. Black armbands for every good fella.

sext
Jun 09, 2009 06:27
-40-
Former Cleveland Indians owner Dick Jacobs, 83

Jun 23, 2009 06:34
-41-
Ed McMahon died. He was 86.

sext
Jun 23, 2009 06:54
-42-
...As predicted on this very thread in February

More famous than Satan.
Jun 23, 2009 09:05
-43-
And Walter Cronkite will probably be next.

Jun 23, 2009 13:55
-44-
Damn, Billy, you're good. What will happen to all of McMahon's debt? Does it transfer to his wife?

sext
Jun 24, 2009 14:14
-45-
To be fair, pcarran, you predicted McMahon's death way back in January.

Jun 25, 2009 08:05
-46-
Actually, I called Ed McMahon on January, 13. I think Farrah Fawcett will be next.

sext
Jun 25, 2009 11:07
-47-
a.) That's exactly what I said

b.) You are correct! Farrah Fawcett, 62

Jun 25, 2009 11:35
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a.) My computer is retarded and it didn't show your last post. I would have deleted it after i saw what you poseted, but I don't have that capability here.

b.) I should get extra points for calling it the same day it happened! I got a CNN Breaking News update at 12:49pm and I posted that early in the morning! Does anyone know the time of death? I should have knocked on wood before I posted it.

Jun 25, 2009 11:42
-49-
Billy, your posting times on your website is all messed-up.it's a quarter to 2:00pm now. Check out the time that this is posted.

Jun 25, 2009 15:32
-50-
Okay, Michael Jackson is next; he just suffered cardiac arrest!

Jun 25, 2009 15:33
-51-
I called Michael on Jan. 13th as well.

sext
Jun 25, 2009 15:46
-52-
Dead! That's a big one.

Jun 25, 2009 16:56
-53-
If I win the death pool for the year, I want a night out with Billy drinking all night....like the old days.

I'm wondering what's going to happen to Michael's estate. He's another one that dies with a HUGE debt on his hands. However, he has plenty of money still coming in from his music rights as well as his other business deals, such as merchandising.

They should make the Wonderland Ranch a museum, since he's an icon. I wanted to hear more new music from him!

I bet that people will right books and tell outrageous stories that we may or may not believe, because he's not here to defend himself anymore.

Do those Hollywood silent agreements become null and void when the person is dead and gone? I'm sure his nurse that he had a baby with, Debbie Rowe, could totally capitalize on all of this. What's going to happen to all of his kids? So many questions...wow....



Jun 25, 2009 16:57
-54-
His funeral is going to be ridiculous.

Jun 25, 2009 17:04
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Ya know, Steve Jobs came close with his kidney transplant. I hope he's in the clear. I like his toys. You never know, his body may reject it or he could get an infection. Let's hope for the best with this one.

Jun 25, 2009 17:08
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Check out what Wikapedia does when someone dies:

"This article is about a person who has recently died. Some information, such as that pertaining to the circumstances of the person's death and surrounding events, may change rapidly as more facts become known. Editing of this article by new or unregistered users is currently disabled.

See the protection policy and protection log for more details. If you cannot edit this article and you wish to make a change, you can request an edit, discuss changes on the talk page, request unprotection, log in, or create an account."


Jun 25, 2009 17:10
-57-
They will come out with another album with songs that have not been released yet or that are studio edits pulled together.

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Jun 25, 2009 17:20
-58-
Wow, two famous white chicks in one day.

Jun 26, 2009 05:50
-59-
Courtney Love is next.

sext
Jun 26, 2009 06:25
-60-
pcarran said:
His funeral is going to be ridiculous.


I wonder if the pallbearers will moonwalk him in?

sext
Jun 26, 2009 06:26
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pcarran said:
Courtney Love is next.

Not Swayze? Hmm.

Jun 26, 2009 08:01
-62-
....maybe both will go on the same day. They say people go in threes.

Jun 28, 2009 10:59
-63-
Billy Mays, dead at 50.
I wonder where Vince was at the time...

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-billy-mays29-2009jun29,0,6116879.story

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jun 28, 2009 11:30
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pcarran said:
They say people go in threes.


It looks like they went in fours this time.

sext
Jun 28, 2009 15:09
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My theory is it was Carradine, McMahon, and Fawcett as 3, now Jackson, Mays, and someone else for the next set.

But talk about two very unexpected deaths in one short span! Please, talk about it.

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Jun 28, 2009 15:20
-66-
I hope Joy Behar or Rosie O'Donnell are next!

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jun 28, 2009 15:28
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billymeade said:
two very unexpected deaths in one short span! Please, talk about it.


I blame George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Don Rumsfeld.

sext
Jun 29, 2009 08:29
-68-
Ahhhhh yes, thankfully some updated names to replace Nixon in your lunatic ranting.

Jun 29, 2009 09:10
-69-
Fred Travelina dies at 66

Jun 29, 2009 14:47
-70-
Billy Mays died of a pulmonary embolism - not from brain trauma.

Jul 01, 2009 14:07
-71-
Karl Malden - 3 points.

Jul 04, 2009 15:19
-72-
Steve McNair, NFL QB

http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=10643962

Comrade LoveMonkey
Jul 06, 2009 09:01
-73-
Robert McNamara has finally gone to hell.

sext
Jul 06, 2009 11:27
-74-
yikes - it's been a busy couple of weeks for Death.

sext
Jul 06, 2009 11:37
-75-
Allen Klein, one of the catalysts of the Beatles' breakup - 77 (23 points!)

Gypsy Catcher
Jul 08, 2009 14:13
-76-
Oscar Mayer - 5 points I can only assume the Weinermobile will be part of the funeral service.

sext
Jul 08, 2009 17:18
-77-
au contraire

A rep for Oscar Mayer told [TMZ] Mr. Mayer -- the grandson of the original Oscar Mayer -- requested the Wienermobile not make an appearance because "it would be too much of a spectacle." Mayer's wishes were for a small private funeral.

Jul 13, 2009 10:33
-78-
John Demjanjuk?

sext
Jul 13, 2009 11:08
-79-
WHAT??? He died?

sext
Jul 17, 2009 20:25
-80-
Walter Cronkite, 92... and that's the way it is.

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Jul 17, 2009 22:58
-81-
From Wikipedia: "On July 13, 2009, Demjanjuk was formally charged with 27,900 counts of acting as as an accessory to murder, one for each person who died at Sobibor during the time he is accused of serving as a guard at the Nazi death camp. The charges are one of the final steps before an expected trial."

More famous than Satan.
Jul 23, 2009 12:43
-82-
'Taco Bell' Chihuahua dies at 15

Gypsy Catcher
Jul 23, 2009 13:10
-83-
That would be negative points if you go with the 1 human year = 7 dog years conversion

sext
Jul 23, 2009 13:41
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That's not considered true anymore - a 15 year old dog would be about 73 in human years. the first year is about equal to 7 years, then it starts to level off.







source - CalculatorCat.com

So, 27 points :D

Jul 29, 2009 13:13
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If someone mentiioned the 'Taco Bell' Chihuahua before he died, I think they should automatically win. Who would even think of him!?!



Jul 29, 2009 13:15
-86-
I can't believe that I didn't think of Walter Cronkite ont he Jan. 13th listing.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Aug 05, 2009 21:13
-87-
Budd Schulberg. Only 5 points, though... He could have been a contender. He could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what he was, let's face it.

sext
Aug 06, 2009 17:13
-88-
Director John Hughes, 59

More famous than Satan.
Aug 13, 2009 12:44
-89-
Les Paul - 6 points

Aug 13, 2009 14:20
-90-
The Thomas Edison of Reverb.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Aug 18, 2009 12:32
-91-
Robert Novak has exposed his last covert CIA officer.

sext
Aug 26, 2009 06:18
-92-
Sen. Edward Kennedy, 77... so 23 points!

I guess we'll see Obamacare passed within the next 48 hours, then!

More famous than Satan.
Aug 26, 2009 08:59
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I would like to point out that on August 3, William Garvey passed away, he was 51. For those that don't know, he wrote 'Goodbye Horses' which is the song during the famous Buffalo Bill scene in Silence of the Lambs that Stim has immitated for years. But I don't think he was famous enough cuz I didn't see it in the news, I work with his nephew and he told me the news.

Workers of the world unite!
Aug 26, 2009 10:52
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billymeade said:
I guess we'll see Obamacare passed within the next 48 hours, then!


Heaven Forbid!
I only want a soulless corporation chosen by my employer deciding my healthcare.


sext
Aug 26, 2009 19:12
-95-
medusa said:
I only want a soulless corporation chosen by my employer deciding my healthcare.


This is America, you are free to purchase whichever insurance you choose... well, for now. Anyways, stay on the subject please.

sext
Sep 14, 2009 20:23
-96-
Patrick Swayze, 57.... 43 points!

Sep 15, 2009 08:46
-97-
No one danced dirtier :(

Comrade LoveMonkey
Sep 15, 2009 09:41
-98-
I will never dance again.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Sep 15, 2009 10:17
-99-
LoveMonkey said:
I will never dance again.







Comrade LoveMonkey
Sep 16, 2009 23:07
-100-
Where have all the flowers gone? The Mary of Peter, Paul, and Mary is gone at 72.

sext
Sep 17, 2009 09:08
-101-
hmm, so who will be #3??? I'll go with Kanye West.

Sep 17, 2009 09:59
-102-
Kayne was just keeping it real, bro.

Sep 17, 2009 11:19
-103-
#3 Actor Henry Gibson dead at 73.

sext
Sep 17, 2009 14:37
-104-
dammit, Kanye lives to see another day.

sext
Sep 17, 2009 14:42
-105-
DJ A.M., although I'm not sure if he's a celebrity, died 2 weeks ago.

More famous than Satan.
Sep 17, 2009 15:07
-106-
2009 has been the year of celebrity deaths

Sep 18, 2009 12:36
-107-
..or we are paying more attention to them now because of Billy's annual Death Pool.

More famous than Satan.
Sep 18, 2009 14:01
-108-
...or it's an inside job.

Sep 30, 2009 15:27
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Dennis Hopper is next!

The veteran actor has been rushed to a New York hospital by an ambulance.

Sources claim the 73-year-old Hopper was taken to the emergency room wearing an oxygen mask and hooked up with several different tubes.

More famous than Satan.
Oct 05, 2009 16:13
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pcarran said:
Dennis Hopper is next!

The veteran actor has been rushed to a New York hospital by an ambulance.

Sources claim the 73-year-old Hopper was taken to the emergency room wearing an oxygen mask and hooked up with several different tubes.




Who are your sources?

Oct 06, 2009 13:10
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/09/report-dennis-hopper-rushed-to-new-york-hospital.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/09/30/2009-09-30_dennis_hopper_rushed_to_new_york_hospital_actor_73_forced_to_cancel_appearances.html

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/NATL-NY-Dennis-Hopper-Rushed-to-NYC-Hospital-Report-62899857.html

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/09/30/report-oscar-nominated-actor-dennis-hopper-rushed-to-hospital/

Comrade LoveMonkey
Oct 06, 2009 13:26
-112-
Actor Hopper leaves NYC hospital. Sorry, Polly, but Dennis Hopper was just dehydrated. You'll have to get you sick, perverse kicks off of someone else's death.

sext
Oct 07, 2009 09:25
-113-
I'm not sure I agree with Jeff's assessment as the year of celebrity deaths - certainly there were some big ones, but looking over this thread, there weren't many.

Oct 07, 2009 13:20
-114-
Jeff was probably referring to the summer of celebrity death.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/09/r-i-p-summer-of-celebrity-death

More famous than Satan.
Oct 14, 2009 13:13
-115-
And the year of the celebrity deaths continue -- Capt. Lou Albano, 76.

sext
Oct 14, 2009 14:08
-116-
goodbye, Super Mario

sext
Oct 20, 2009 15:03
-117-
"Addam's Family Theme" composer Vic Mizzy, 93. He was altogether ooky.

More famous than Satan.
Oct 23, 2009 08:42
-118-
Soupy Sales! Watch out for the pie in the face God.

sext
Oct 23, 2009 09:47
-119-
Goodnight, funny man

More famous than Satan.
Nov 03, 2009 13:46
-120-
Claude Levi-Strauss, 100.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Nov 03, 2009 15:21
-121-
I better stock up on 501s.

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Nov 03, 2009 15:39
-122-
Lou Filippo, referee in Rocky 2, 3, 4 and 5, dies at 83.

sext
Nov 16, 2009 10:38
-123-
Edward Woodward, 79. Immortalized by several classic monster jokes such as:

What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.


Classic.

More famous than Satan.
Nov 16, 2009 18:42
-124-
Ken Ober, 52 -- host of 'Remote Control'

More famous than Satan.
Dec 04, 2009 20:48
-125-
Eddy Fatu, 36 -- former WWE wrestler Umaga

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Dec 05, 2009 20:49
-126-
Tim Tebow's college career, 4.

Okay, okay, so technically he has one bowl game left but he won't be winning a National Championship or the Heisman. God Bless Alabama for making that motherfucker cry.

Good riddance, asshole. If only he'd take Urban Meyer with him.

Gypsy Catcher
Dec 15, 2009 17:33
-127-
Ummm, oooooo k.

Well back to actual deaths, since the passing of a man named Oral must be honored, especially since his university does the right thing in banning some of the evils of life that nobody should ever engage in, including sex, drugs, cursing, and facial hair.

Oral Roberts, 91

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Dec 15, 2009 18:21
-128-
You're right. Tebow's actual death...let's just say I'm not rooting for it, but I'm not exactly rooting against it either, and I just *might* open a bottle of champagne. God bless.

sext
Dec 16, 2009 11:05
-129-
mrpicklesdad said:
banning some of the evils of life that nobody should ever engage in, including sex, drugs, cursing, and facial hair.


He owned the Yankees???

Comrade LoveMonkey
Dec 16, 2009 12:10
-130-
I've been praying for Oral Roberts death since 1987, when he said Gawd would "call him home" if his flock didn't cough up $8 million. It just shows you that prayers can be answered in time.

My only regret is that he didn't die in some embarrassing circumstances, like Jerry Falwell choking to death on a stick of butter.

Captain Kickass's #1 Fan
Dec 16, 2009 13:38
-131-
22 years? The Force is weak in this one.

Comrade LoveMonkey
Dec 16, 2009 14:10
-132-
I've noticed.

More famous than Satan.
Dec 17, 2009 11:30
-133-
Chris Henry, 26 -- Cincinnati Bengals receiver

sext
Dec 18, 2009 10:12
-134-
Is he famous?

Dec 18, 2009 10:21
-135-
Infamous?

sext
Dec 18, 2009 14:47
-136-
Roy E Disney, 79

Dec 19, 2009 11:35
-137-
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/12/man_shot_to_death_in_cleveland.html

More famous than Satan.
Dec 20, 2009 15:28
-138-
Brittany Murphy, 32