I must admit that he is the perfect blend of ignorance, cruelty, and pride to be a Republican candidate.

Elena Kagan

Please repeat after me, I, Mel Gibson, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend...

Mel Gibson

What are you talking about you fucking ignorant bitch? I don't understand you. You're saying stupid shit.

Elena Kagan

Uh, please repeat, I, Mel Gibson, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend...

Mel Gibson

Shut the fuck up. You should just smile and blow me. Because I deserve it.

Elena Kagan

If you'd rather have Justice Sotomayor--

Mel Gibson

I'll report her to the fucking people and take money from the fucking wetbacks. Okay?

Elena Kagan

Well someone has to administer the oath to--

Mel Gibson

How dare you even fucking insult me with some of the stupid reasoning you have. Your logic sucks because you are a mentally deprived idiot.

Elena Kagan

You have to take the oath--

Mel Gibson

You mother fucker. I'm going to fuck you. Are you a Jew? Fucking Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

Sarah Palin

Take the oath Mel, then we can--

Mel Gibson

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits? I mean leave cunt, bitch, gold-digger whore... and that's what you are.