| 1 | Buttdo |
| 2 | Butt darts |
| 3 | Milli Buttfilli |
| 4 | Inside-Out Poop |
| 5 | Making a hot-fudge bundae |
| 6 | Putting the hotdog in the bun |
| 7 | Putting the wiener dog back in his cage |
| 8 | Letting the one eyed child spit into the well |
| 9 | Throwing seamen overboard into the Black Sea |
| 10 | Going to confession |
| 11 | Anal Porkin' |
| 12 | Man to man combutt |
| 13 | High School Wrestling |
| 14 | Kissing your wife's hairy face |
| 15 | Proctology |
| 16 | The Brownie Maker |
| 17 | Gaying. |
| 18 | Anal Sex |
| 19 | Poop Chasing |
| 20 | Sodomy |
| 21 | Anal Action |
| 22 | Probing the cavity |
| 23 | Becoming George Michael's biggest fan |
| 24 | Becoming Michael Jackson's latest victim |
| 25 | Injecting Human Heroin into the big brown vein. |
| 26 | Trying to free the squirrel |
| 27 | Playing with the Backdoor Buddies |
| 28 | Sphincter Sliding |
| 29 | Sticking the Dick in the Dookie Shoot |
| 30 | Pump One in the Poop Shoot |
| 31 | Anal Ecstasy |
| 32 | Colon Tapping |
| 33 | Becoming a backdoor man |
| 34 | Rump Ranging |
| 35 | Weenie Stinks |
| 36 | Being an admiral for the Royal Mounted Police |
| 37 | Making Brownies |
| 38 | Suction time |
| 39 | Drilling for coal |
| 40 | Dude-diving |
| 41 | Reaching for the prostate |
| 42 | Hands-free prostate exam |
| 43 | Village People initiation |
| 44 | Being the altar boy in the first church of the holy monkey |
| 45 | Snoopin' for poopin' |
| 46 | Becoming a human Immodium AD |
| 47 | Becoming a human enema |
| 48 | A reverse high-colonic |
| 49 | Male douching |
| 50 | Fishin' for intestines |
| 51 | Looking for the cucumber |
| 52 | Spelunking |
| 53 | Joining the cast of a Broadway Play |
| 54 | Poppin' the chocolate covered cherry |
| 55 | Fudge Packing |
| 56 | Corn on Your Cob |
| 57 | Making Fudgsicles |
| 58 | Browning |
| 59 | Slipping on the Plunger |
| 60 | Making love to a woman who's head is on backwards |
| 61 | Prison Sex |
| 62 | Buttlove |
| 63 | Do the Poo |
| 64 | Anal Olympics |
| 65 | The Reverse Heimlich |
| 66 | Greek Sex |
| 67 | Waiting for Guffman |
| 68 | Extinguishing a flaming asshole |
| 69 | 66 |
| 70 | Docking the submarine |
| 71 | Posterior decorating |
| 72 | Pearl colon |
| 73 | Drowning the gerbil |
| 74 | Snaking the toilet |
| 75 | Falling on someone's penis |
| 76 | Crimson and Boner |
| 77 | Making a baby the hard way |
| 78 | Creating a chocolate twinkie |
| 79 | Chamber Cramming |
| 80 | My bum is on a penis |
| 81 | Bischofing. |
| 82 | Greek kissing. |
| 83 | A little bit of Bumbo |
| 84 | Sweet reams |
| 85 | F'ing where poop comes. |
| 86 | Dialing "O" on the brown telephone. |
| 87 | Becoming an officer in the Anal Reserve. |
| 88 | Puttin' the hot dog in the bun |
| 89 | Encasing your sausage in colon tissue. |
| 90 | Poo for two. |
| 91 | Getting a back stage pass to an N Sync concert. (i.e., "Bend over, Todd. You just got a back stage |
| 92 | Donating sperm to the poo bank. |
| 93 | Salting your poopy. (Just think... "Hey, Joe, come here and salt my poopy.") |
| 94 | Gravy for your poopy. ("Hey Joe, would you like some gravy for your poopy?") |
| 95 | Crap shooting |
| 96 | Organ grinding |
| 97 | Tripping the butt fantastic |
| 98 | Bumfunnery |
| 99 | Looking for linda |
| 100 | Bustix |
| 101 | Gay Photo Hunt |
| 102 | Dolanizing |
| 103 | Backskeeting |
| 104 | Burgaling a Turd |
| 105 | Federlining |
| 106 | Shit Fucker |
| 107 | shit |
| 108 | suck that thang |
| 109 | digging with the didgeridoo |
| 110 | Christmas Logging |
| 111 | Chuck, stop hiding my Norris |
| 112 | Turd Burglar |
| 113 | Killing your craphole |
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